100 Year Old Sex

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 15-Aug-2014 1:26:31

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, ‘He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.’
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
‘Oh no, my dear, ‘ replied granny. ‘Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.’
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, ‘And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!)

Post 2 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 15-Aug-2014 14:20:03

Alright, that was actually pretty funny.

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 15-Aug-2014 19:38:44

LOL nice one.

Post 4 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Saturday, 16-Aug-2014 10:31:01

lol

Post 5 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Saturday, 16-Aug-2014 22:02:15

I've heard this one before, but it's still pretty good.

Post 6 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Monday, 18-Aug-2014 19:27:38

Lol

Post 7 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 18-Aug-2014 20:30:48

lol.

Post 8 by rusty81 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Saturday, 30-Aug-2014 23:34:08

hahahaha good one.